If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?
Dead


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I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A Liar

What did the traffic lights say to the car?

Don't look now. I'm changing

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What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?

The Post Office

There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

Two birds
The other 3 fly away


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A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup"


Please don't speak so loudly, sir, said the waiter, or everyone will want one

Why do witches have brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Columbus

nice jokes my friend:D :D

:D Very Funny :D

Thank you ;)